Thursday, April 22, 2010

The Five W's


Who:


Who am I? I'm Tony Terragna. Who are you? Yeah, I didn't know that either!

What:


What the fuck am I doing? Well, for one thing, I am not physically sitting at a computer all day RTing every woman that passes by and only focuses on what her current thoughts are about. I have created a Twitter account (http://twitter.com/PrinzeCharming) that is currently up to 17 different feeds that are being received through Twitter to my Twitter. It's 5 tweets per 30 minutes that have been recently published. So, if you, and 6 other friends decided to join the RTs, you cannot all use the same trigger phrases.

The second what is ...

Well, what are these trigger phrases that cause your automatic RT?

1. "I want a guy who can"
2. "why can't guys be"
3. "I need a man who"
4. "I need a guy who"
5. "I love it when a guy"
6. "I want a boyfriend who"
7. "Why do guys always"
8. "ideal guy"
9. "ideal date"
10. "I hate guys who"
11. "when a guy"
12. ""he doesn't know how much he"
13. "I attract the"
14. "why are guys so"
15. "boys make me so"
16. "I don't get why guys"
17. I forgot what this was ... lol

Yes, for the first one, "I want a guy" can also work. It has to be in the right sequence for it to be RTed. Therefore, if you're posting a personal ad, I will receive "I want a boyfriend". The word "who" doesn't necessarily have to be there to work.


Where:


Well, that's obvious. We're talking about Twitter.

My account is located at: http://twitter.com/PrinzeCharming


When:


As mentioned before,

17 feeds
5 per each phrase per 30 min
Up to* 80 RTs in 30 minutes

* Not every 5 will say all the phrases in 30 minutes!


Why:


Women want to be heard. Why do men always put their feelings first, and as their top priorities? Well, that's going to change. I have created my Twitter account to not only educate myself, but others on what women want, and what they despise about. I am already aware of a few turn ons and offs such as neck kisses vs. feet kissing. However, that does not give me permission to assume women like either one or the other, but some could like both. Anyways, I'm here to not only automatically RT you, but to listen and provide feedback to a few.

UPDATE:

Qs and As

1. Why do you make incomplete RTs?

Well, for one, it's automatic. Secondly, it repeats what you previously said. Don't ask why that happens. I guess it likes to repost twice.

2. STOP RTing EVERYTHING I SAY!
Well, that's simple, grow the fuck up and find a decent man. Oh, right, there aren't any. Gee, so bitching about guys all day is going to help, right? RIGHT. I am here to RT every guy phrase you could possibly imagine. How the hell did my bot find you? Gee, I'm sure glad it did. Now that I have you in my approach, I need to let guys know what you want out of life, and men. Maybe, just maybe, I can help connect you to someone, or some idea that will change what you're doing that is obviously not effective.

P.s. Check my "Favorite" tweets. I did not ask, nor did I compensate these people for providing compliments. They spoke from the heart, as most women do, and most men SHOULD be doing. Am I a feminist? Not entirely, but just enough to support your thoughts on men, and how they should grow up.

3. Are you a man or a woman?
Gee, am I Princess Charming? Yeah, I understand a woman would create an account like this, and maybe post some chick flick quotes as inspiration. But no, I am a guy. Wow, that's a shocker. -_-

Do I really have to tel you this? Some women like it, and some women don't ... make up your mind! For all those who believe this is spam, it technically IS NOT spam. As a scholar, I hate to quote from this source but it will only get the idea of what spam is:

"Spam is the use of electronic messaging systems (including most broadcast media, digital delivery systems) to send unsolicited bulk messages indiscriminately. While the most widely recognized form of spam is e-mail spam, the term is applied to similar abuses in other media: instant messaging spam, Usenet newsgroup spam, Web search engine spam, spam in blogs, wiki spam, online classified ads spam, mobile phone messaging spam, Internet forum spam, junk fax transmissions, social networking spam, television advertising and file sharing network spam."

- Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_(electronic)

HOW IS THIS NOT SPAM:

- Yes,they are messages sent in bulk. However, they are RTs for a reason. If a shit load of people retweeted you, would you consider that spam, or just a shit load of really nice people? Oh, that's right. Most people can only handle up to 10 RTs per status. Maybe lower .. Am I abusing any privileges here? Actually, I am enticing and placing an emphasis on the fact that certain messages should be RTed. Thus, I am not spamming. Am I selling anything? No. Just simply block me if you want. Duh .. gee, what a surprise.

Lastly, PEOPLE LIKE / LOVE what I do! Woah, the only "spam" I heard people enjoy would be the disgusting ham in a can. Congrats, you just lost your case. :]